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THE SURVEY We hear about all of these surveys, so I decided to do one myself. For a month I asked total strangers, "I can't remember the names of the Presidents on Mt. Rushmore. Do you know their names"? As a teacher I was appalled with my survey results. Nine out of ten people could not name the Presidents on Mt. Rushmore. On the other hand they could name the judges on American Idol. Lantz 2010 |
| America has only had four great Presidents. They are on the mountain. Lantz 2009 |
Jerome dropped out of high school and joined a gang. He fancied himself a real bad-ass rapper, until he found himself in a long line on judgment day. Jerome wept, bowed his head in shame and regretted every bad thing he had done in his life. He kept thinking about his little old grandmother, whom he often made fun of, and how she warned him this day would come. As Jerome stood in line he heard a voice in the distance. It was this guy his grandmother talked about, Saint Peter. Saint Peter was walking down the line making an announcement, "It is time to close for the day, but we can process one more candidate if you have done something extraordinary". Scared half to death and trembling Jerome reluctantly raised his hand. Saint Peter walked up to Jerome and said, "What have you done my son that is extraordinary"? Jerome dropped to his knees and humbly said, "Please forgive me. I have been a bad person my whole life, but I did do one good thing". Saint Peter said, "Continue". Jerome said, "I don't quite know how to say this, but I had sex in the woods with the head of the Klan's daughter during one of their cross burning ceremonies". Saint Peter gasped and said, "That's extraordinary! When did you do this"? Jerome look- ed down at his gold rapper watch and said, "Oh, about three minutes ago". Lantz 2010 |
