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Two cannibals, Bob and Louise, went to a fancy restaurant in Washington for their anniversary. A complimentary bottle of champagne arrived at their table shortly after the skinny hostess seated them. Bob and Louise started guzzling down the free champagne thinking they can not afford this fancy restaurant. Some guy in a tuxedo walked up to their table and announced, "My name is Olaf! I will be your waiter. We are serving some excellent dishes tonight. We have the Petite Librarian if you are not very hungry or watching your weight, for $26.95. We have the Dallas Cheerleader, a very hot dish, for $32.50. We have the Skewed Mexican if you feel like going south of the border, |
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for $28.00. For the budget minded, since there are so many of them, we have the Unemployed Citizen, for $21.50. And our renowned speciality, the Politician, is on sale tonight, for $183.64". Bob drank another glass of champagne and asked, "Why is the Politician so expensive"? Olaf hissed, clicked his heels together and went into a rage, "BOB! BOB! MY GOD BOB! HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO CLEAN A POLITICIAN"? Lantz 2010 |
the "Supreme Court" ruled unions and corporations can spend any sum of money to support (bribe) or oppose (smear) candidates for president and Congress. Translated - the "Supreme Court" sold us out. |



