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Happy

Anniversary

Two cannibals, Bob and Louise, went to a

fancy

restaurant in Washington for their

anniversary.

A complimentary bottle of champagne arrived at

their table shortly

after the skinny hostess seated

them. Bob and Louise started

guzzling

down the

free champagne thinking they can not afford this

fancy

restaurant.

Some guy in a tuxedo walked up to their table

and announced, "My name is Olaf!

I will be your

waiter. We are serving some excellent dishes

tonight. We have the

Petite Librarian if you are

not very hungry or watching your weight, for

$26.95. We

have the Dallas

Cheerleader, a very

hot dish, for $32.50. We have the Skewed

Mexican if you feel

like going south of the border,

BYTES 3 TO BYTES 4

for $28.00. For the budget minded, since there are so many of them, we have the Unemployed

Citizen, for $21.50. And our renowned speciality, the Politician, is on sale tonight, for $183.64".

Bob

drank

another glass of champagne

and asked, "

hy is the Politician

expensive"?

Olaf

hissed, clicked his heels together and went

into a rage, "BOB!

BOB! MY GOD BOB!

HAVE

YOU

EVER TRIED TO CLEAN A POLITICIAN"?

Lantz 2010

It is official, we are now the United States of Corporate America. In a 5-4 split

vote,

the "Supreme Court" ruled unions

and corporations can spend any sum of

money

to support

(bribe)

or oppose

(smear)

candidates

for president and Congress.

Translated -

he "Supreme Court"

sold

us out.

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