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An old pilot, wearing his WWII leather flight jacket, shades and hat, was at the air- port bar waiting on his flight home. Having just visited the WWII war memorial the old pilot was pounding down a few stiff drinks. A beautiful young girl sat down next to the old pilot and said, "Are you a real military pilot"? The old pilot said, "Yes maim. I've spent my whole life flying so that we can be free in America. I flew a B-29 bomber in WWII and jets in the Korean War. And how about you beautiful, what do you do"? The young girl said, "I'm a lesbian. I've spent my whole life thinking about naked women. I think about naked women when I get up in the morning. I think about naked women in the shower. I think about naked women when I watch TV. I think about naked women when I go shopping. I think about naked women when I fly. Virtually everything makes me think about naked women"! A young handsome guy sat on the other side of the old pilot and asked, "Are you a real military pilot"? The old pilot replied, "I thought I was a pilot, but now I realize I'm a lesbian". (Thanks Dave) (Adapted, Lantz 2010) |
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